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live fast die young bad girls do it well

my name is bonnie and i am sexually attracted to plants they/them/their pronouns

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eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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unclefather:

talk dirty to me

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

-stupid-:

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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

dynastylnoire:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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sweetpulp:

snager-dragon:

dr-dos:

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

the kind where the left foot turns into the right foot

whats hilarious to me is that the animator paid so much attention to things that dont matter (where the ape particles are going, ect) and so little attention to things that do (the head and arms and platform of the ape float themselves offscreen? shaggy is moving like hes underwater?? THE APE DISINTEGRATES LIKE WET PAPIER MACHE??)

pecancat:

katelouisepowell:

I met a nice cat on the way home

He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness

A stab — no, a frantic machete swipe — at comedy that only date-rapists, racists and sociopaths could love, the persistently ugly “Not Cool” begins with rapid-fire gags about overweight, undersexed losers; coitus with vegetables; loose bowels, rivers of puke and slut-shaming. And the film finds a way to tumble downhill from there.