live fast die young bad girls do it well

my name is bonnie and i am sexually attracted to plants

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people who eat crops picked by under payed, overworked, exploited and abused poor migrant workers (via bertoltbrechtfast) ←

Direwolves or Dragons? (x)


tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me


the horror and concentration on his face

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Anonymous asked: I admire you. You're 26 and a lawyer and you haven't had any kids yet. How did you do that?



I kept my legs closed and the books open.






*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.


I had a dream I was watching an interview with Einstein, and he was saying, “Soon, you will begin to see this relationship in all things.” And someone said, “Is that your theory of relativity, Professor?” And Einstein said, “No, that’s Destiel.”


"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

The only reason you’re calling me is because she’s not there right now.

Why am I the one you come running to when you’re lonely?

You got alot to say but bullshit is the last thing I wanna hear right now.

Time spent with her, got you missing the nights you spent with me… The irony.

But I don’t have it in me to give into you again for things to end how they always do.

Sometimes I wonder if you call me because I’m the only one who will listen to you..

I told you about crawling back to her- she’s not teaching you how to swim, she’s the reason you’re drowning.

The other night I found myself on the balcony, a blunt in my hand & wine in my glass. I kept thinking about how my mom said if it’s real, it’ll come back. And I was thinking about you.

You always come back but you never stay down.

I think it’s because you only love me when she’s not around.

So those nights when you need someone else.. Delete my number. (via caramelcoatedxxxtacy) ←




really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter


*puts laptop bottom over stomach to help with period cramps*