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tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me
the horror and concentration on his face
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
I had a dream I was watching an interview with Einstein, and he was saying, “Soon, you will begin to see this relationship in all things.” And someone said, “Is that your theory of relativity, Professor?” And Einstein said, “No, that’s Destiel.”
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
The only reason you’re calling me is because she’s not there right now.
Why am I the one you come running to when you’re lonely?
You got alot to say but bullshit is the last thing I wanna hear right now.
Time spent with her, got you missing the nights you spent with me… The irony.
But I don’t have it in me to give into you again for things to end how they always do.
Sometimes I wonder if you call me because I’m the only one who will listen to you..
I told you about crawling back to her- she’s not teaching you how to swim, she’s the reason you’re drowning.
The other night I found myself on the balcony, a blunt in my hand & wine in my glass. I kept thinking about how my mom said if it’s real, it’ll come back. And I was thinking about you.
You always come back but you never stay down.
I think it’s because you only love me when she’s not around.
I HATE HORMONES
really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter
*puts laptop bottom over stomach to help with period cramps*