live fast die young bad girls do it well
my name is bonnie and i am sexually attracted to plants they/them/their pronouns
how i passed college tbh
Kinda get the feeling this is discounthandjob in dominatrix mode
this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin
attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”
THEY ARE NOT A BUNCH OF LINES!
THEY ARE ALIVE!
THEY ARE REAL!
I’M GOING TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!
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This quote really affected me on a personal level when Patrick tweeted it. It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time.
how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices