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live fast die young bad girls do it well

my name is bonnie and i am sexually attracted to plants they/them/their pronouns

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bitchesaloud:

how i passed college tbh

inteligasm:

Kinda get the feeling this is discounthandjob in dominatrix mode

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

damianmcgintleman:

aledono:

damianmcgintleman:

attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”

THEY ARE NOT A BUNCH OF LINES!

THEY ARE ALIVE!

THEY ARE REAL!

I’M GOING TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!

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docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

the-friction-in-your-jeans:

This quote really affected me on a personal level when Patrick tweeted it. It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time.

spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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