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why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
For a fandom and website that stresses the importance of being who you are, wanting to break free and live the life you truly want, not apologising for who you are, understanding and demanding respect for your own body and personal space, you sure do hate Sam Winchester a lot.
I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.
I AM CRYING
I STREETPASSED THIS PERSON
AND THIS WAS THEIR BASEMENT.
I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS PERSON.
FUCK, THIS IS MY HOUSE.
"Should we return to base, let them know we are living?"
"Nyet, we will have second honeymoon and then return for our funeral for the looks on their faces."
OK BUT THEY WOULD. And they’d just stand in the back and glower, and everyone would turn white and think they’re seeing ghosts and not talk about it because they’re going to pee themselves in fear.
#and then the fuckers would laugh #and half the crowd will pee themselves #and sasha will pick up mako and cuddle her #and aleksis will pick up her and mako and raleigh and fuck yeah herc too why not #and all is well in the end #cuddles for everyone (via archadianskies)
why can’t i just drink tea and scowl for a living
do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares
Beard and Slinky
do old people masturbate
we’ve all read jk rowling but what about tbh rowling
THIS ISN”T BAD. I”M LITERALLY DYING.